Britney Preggers

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

It’s official.  Everyone’s favourite white trash superstar done got herself knocked up! Who else is guessing/hoping that the baby ends up with a ridiculously hideous name?  One spelled all funny with superfluous y’s?  It’s only par for the course with celebrity babies, but Britney and Kevin practically guarantee it.

My predictions if it’s a girl:
Chardonnay, Krystllyna, Mona Lisa, Allegra, Bit Bit Jr., Florida, Trapezia,

And if it’s a boy:
Dylyn, Kevin 2, Wolverine, Mykenzieyeie, Jacyn, Hickory, America


Comments

4-14-05 · 12:32 am

Okumarts says:

America would probably be spelled Ameryca.
Maybe…
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4-14-05 · 3:18 am

tian says:

what about “Precious”?  “Bling”?  “Juicy”?

4-14-05 · 9:38 am

Fink says:

Hey, I read last week that the lead singer for Korn and his wife named their new baby boy “Pirate”.

4-14-05 · 10:17 am

Nico says:

Jacyn!!

BWAAAHHAAA!!!

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4-14-05 · 1:50 pm

Eva (Eyvva) says:

Don’t forget “Ashylliyye”, that’s a really popular name right now.

4-14-05 · 4:22 pm

Nico says:

Orangello

4-14-05 · 4:40 pm

Melanie says:

thank goodness already! i was beginning to hope she was just fattenin’ up. seems to me she’ll be chunking up QUITE a bit with that baby weight.

baby Oryo.

4-15-05 · 3:58 pm

Qathleiyne says:

I vote for Jack Daniels if it’s a boy. Or a girl I guess. Or maybe Budwyser.