Celebrity Haiku: Harrison Ford
Monday, November 15, 2004Checking my stats, I see that someone found their way here by using the search term “Indiana Jones haiku”. Unfortunately, until now no such haiku existed on this site (although you _will_ find my series of Superhero Haiku).
So, for the benefit of future searches by Indyphiles and poetry-lovers alike, I now present to you some haiku—not just of everyone’s favourite whip-wielding archaeologist, but the entire career of that grumbly, mumbly, chin-scarred leading man, Harrison Ford:
Indiana Jones
Henry Junior to
his dad, who says he named the
dog Indiana
Han Solo
Made the kessel run
in just under twelve parsecs.
So beat THAT, farm boy!
Dr. Richard Kimble
Run run run run run!
Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t care
‘bout the one-armed man!
Rick Deckard
Admit it, Deckard.
You’re a replicant, aren’t you?
That explains a lot.
President James Marshall
When Harrison Ford
tells you to get off his plane,
you better listen.
Jack Ryan
Poor, poor Jack Ryan.
Who decided to replace
you with Ben Affleck?
Allie “Mosquito Coast” Fox
Moved to the jungle.
Built a giant ice machine.
Went fucking crazy.
Detective John Book
What do you get when
you mix Amish and ice cream?
A punch in the nose!
katrien says:
These are great! Very witty.
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adina says:
Brilliant! Can you write one that nvolves calista flockhart?
Robot Johnny says:
Calista Flockhart
Of whom do you remind me?
Maybe Skeletor.
Sarah says:
The Calista thing
Just totally bums me out.
Thought he had more sense.