John Martz

Mind your language

A friend forwarded me this article about the results of a survey conducted by Merriam-Webster: Top 10 Favourite Words.

She also dared me to use them all in one sentence.

Well, as serendipity would have it, juxtaposed with a plethora of other kerfuffles, such a feat does not discombobulate me and when I’m done, the only onomatopoeia that pernickety flibbertigibbet will be hearing will be the sound of me defenestrating her callipygian butt.

See also: dasypygal.