Not Me

Thursday, September 2, 2004

Idea stolen from Pony.

I might never be the kind of person who...

  • Wakes at the crack of dawn
  • Needs a cup of coffee every day
  • Remembers birthdays
  • Can keep a datebook
  • Has the perfect pair of jeans
  • Watches sports
  • Has enough music
  • Understands and benefits from investment banking
  • Knows his claret from a Beaujolais
  • Enjoys beach vacations
  • Eats a balanced breakfast
  • Knows when to stop
  • Makes a mean meatloaf
  • Gets a piercing
  • Buys a car
  • Remembers to call you back

(and also several of Pony’s...)


Comments

9-6-04 · 1:13 am

connie says:

that’s a story of a charmless man.
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9-6-04 · 1:14 am

connie says:

Ahem: charming.

9-7-04 · 4:40 pm

Zombie Claire says:

You remember birthdays and call people back, don’t be down on yourself, you are Super